Season three starts
Few days later small little bright starry boi appears
Bright star boi x2
Bright star boi x5
Community realises might be 1 big comet boi
Comet boi larger as weeks go on
Comet boi x10
Comet boi x50
Big comet boi leveled up into meteor boi
Meteor go big boom boi
cue season 4
Dusty depot becomes one big holey boi
Gets renamed because fuck you
Big boy scientist are working extremely hard on finding whats inside big rocky boi (s/)
Weeks go by
Big rocky boi decides to crack its shell
Vistor comes out because he hasnt ate in 7 weeks
Rocket.jpg exists
Vistor: its free real esate
Turns it into an actual functioning rocket (Because i guess some "hero" film was being filmed and they decided to use real metal to build a rocket) 200 iq, money well spent.
Puts lasery bois on it
Tvs get hacked
Turns into a countdown
Countdown reaches zero
Rocket go big boom and blasts off
Rocket now at the altitude of like 5000
Rocket stops engine
Lazer bois decides lets aim for tilted
Yoinks tilted
Rift saves tilted
Rift opens up near prison
Rocket goes zoom zoom
Rocket goes into rift again
Rift opens up near loot lake
Rocket go fast
Rocket go up
Rocket creates big hole in the sky
Rocket never to be seen
cue season 5
Who the fuck is drift
Crack in sky x2
Crack in sky x5
Crack in sky has gotten so big
Crack destroys specific cactuses because fuck you
Crack zaps cactus x2
Crack zaps cactus x5
Crack zaps cactus x10
Crack be powerful big boi
Needs to release energy
Yotes the ground with lightning
Yoinks a cube into existence.
Meet kevin Pros - hes single - super fucking strong - gives you shield
Cons - super fat - literally might sit on you - kinda dumb - if you touch him he yotes you out of existence
Kevin takes 1 step
Kevin takes another step
Kevin takes steps x10
Kevin gets his left toe ready
Kevin prints a fingerprint with his left toe
Rinse dry repeat x20
Kevin is super hot and needs to cool down
Goes in water
Literally fucking melts
Turns loot lake into lean lake
Big funny house make me big happy
cue season 6
Remember i said he was strong? My man lifts an entire island
Kevin goes to runes and recharges from the bath He took
goes to last rune
runes find out
Runes are now traveling faster than kevin to super charge him
All runes near him now.
Runes super charge that bad boi
Kevin throws them under the bus and yeets them to The ground
Kevin moves back to throne
Kevin makes big shinny orb in sky
to be continued
Submitted October 22, 2018 at 04:30AM by Attendancy https://ift.tt/2CWwF5r https://ift.tt/eA8V8J
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