Epic: So how was Chapter 2 guys?
Fans: Well our biggest problem was that the map didn't change that much and it wasn't that interesting, especially in the back half.
Epic: Ok got it! So here's Chapter 3. It's going to have different biomes like in Chapter 1, in fact we're covering most of the map in snow for Christmas because we heard you like that. We know a lot of you miss the more normal, neighborhood-like POIs, so here's Coney Crossroads, Sleepy Sound, and Condo Canyon. We're even bringing back classic POIs that everyone loves like Greasy Grove, Shifty Shafts, and oh yeah... Tilted Towers. We also know a bunch of you liked the Grotto, so here's Command Cavern which is just a bigger and better version of that. And if you like crazy POIs, we got that too. Here's Daily Bugle. We're taking one of the biggest buildings we've ever had, surrounding it with bouncy spider webs, and sticking inside of a volcano. At one point there's going to be these giant blimps over every POI. And if you thought that was crazy, later on we're literally going to lift most POIs 50 feet off the ground with giant balloons. There's even going to be a pirate ship that flies around the island every week. What do you think?
Fans: Trash. Boring.
Submitted November 16, 2022 at 09:33PM by ronjohnson01 https://ift.tt/jRVDGZr https://ift.tt/3wcTEhj
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