I know this is blasphemy here but there is nothing I hate more than that stupid yellow fuck. If had a gun with two bullets and i was in a room with Hitler, bin Laden, and peely I would shoot peely twice. He is the bane of my existence and I wish him nothing but harm. I cannot express how much rage I was filled with when on christmas day I opened a present from the lodge just to find his stupid blue counterpart. I wanted to throw away my whole locker at that moment. I could not believe I had to have another dumbass banana in my locker. My rage was then increased when I entered the pre match lobby only to see that stupid blue bitch doing a shitty tiktok dance. I wanted to shoot him dead where he stood but alas there were no weapons near me. Later that game I found another blue banana hackin wackin chopping some trees and I decided to rush because fuck peely. I was so livid at the sight of him that I forgot to drink my minis in my inventory. As I approached him I started shooting at him. I proceeded to miss every shot because I suck ass at this game and then he one pumped me. Do you know what he did next? That motherfucker did the fucking rick dance. The worst emote in this godforsaken game. I have never been so angry before. That stupid blue fucker ruined my christmas. This is a declaration of war against any and all peelys in the world. And dont even get me started on fishstick. He's a bitch too and I hate his guts. Anyways happy holidays!
Submitted December 27, 2021 at 11:36PM by 1ROYinHD1 https://ift.tt/3esvuLI https://ift.tt/eA8V8J
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